When my blog reached its fifth anniversary, I scratched the ass out of it with about a week's worth of celebratory entries. Sean Witzke, being a much wiser head, just writes one typically eloquent post. His guy just constantly delights me with his prose (even when he's not writing about me). He's got the chops to be the Lester Bangs of this shit we do; hopefully, y'know, without the struggling in obscurity and dying too young bollocks.