And the next actor to play The Doctor must be... WAYNE COYNE!
You've got to admit - he looks the part.
Voter apathy is a terrible thing. Despite Google Analytics telling me that this site is visited several hundreds of times a day (if several can be interpreted as, uh, two), only eight of you fu*king bothered to vote in my "Who should be the next Doctor" poll. That said, what results we have determined were so shocking, so unexpected, DOCTOR WHO FANDOM CAN NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!! Or something like that. Think the squares were freaked out by the notion that the next actor to play The Doctor should be black? Wait 'til they get the news that POPULAR DEMAND says he should be played... by an American! *Gasp*