In honour of RAB's frontline reportage: DC Direct's second wave of Fourth World action figures (or "dolls" to you and me).
The Kirbyfied Superman looks shifty. What's he up to? Bloody aliens.
Metron. No wonder he seems so unhappy: look how tight his pants are.
Barda. I always thought, behind the scenes, between the lines, her and Scott Free probably had the filthiest sex life of all the DC superheroes. Yes, even more than the Dibneys. Those crazy perverted Dibneys.