I hate April Fool's Day. Worra load of aul' shite. Thank God it's on a Sunday this year - that should stop a lot of the usual attempts to catch out vulnerable, date insensitive, people, such as those too poor to afford a calendar. That said, some people always go all-out for it, such as Chris Sims, who's turned his usually respectable blog for the day into fatasgardian.com, the web's no.1 Volstagg fansite. Do check it out before it disappears into the ether.