There's, of course, many celebrities who read this blog, not least recent Ryder Cup winning hero Darren "Fuck Off Jackson!" Clarke. Darren is an old, close personal friend from school. Back then, we enjoyed many long conversations in Wendy's hairdressers, waiting for our perms to set. He'll be pleased to know that everyone on Planet Earth was rooting for him in his recent battle to save the universe from Evil American Golfers and their Clone Army of Hot Blondes. But what he may find most pleasing was today's endorsement from Nicola T, 22, from Croydon, in THE SUN's "News In Briefs" feature. As we all know, Nicola has an eye for the bigger boned, larger walleted, sportsman, so fingers crossed!