So, I'm broke. The overtime ban is looking pretty damn impenetrable. So what did I do? Buy another guitar. A Vintage V300. And very good it is too. Award-winningly good, apparently. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! ARRGH! That's it - from now on, I'm Ebeneezer Scrooge until after Christmas, or the chief librarian sees sense, or I win the lottery (which'll be pretty hard, 'cus I never play). FUCK FUCK FUCK! I shouldn't have taken it out of the box, I shoulda just sold it straight on again: I got it for such a great price I coulda made money, but oh no! I gotta take it out and play it. ARSE!