Playing guitar for Daniel Bedingfield last night. Fat talentless gobshite. Still, its work. Managed to pull Cheryl Tweedy last night. God, is my back sore. So, I get home, stick the TV on, and HOLY CRAP, Prince Charles is getting married to Camilla Parker's Bowels on April 6th. This is a good day for British Republicans. Blood will flow through the streets of Essex as The Church Of Diana go on a beheading spree. Saucy little minx, manipulating public opinion from beyond the grave. Like a zombie Victoria Beckham.