Maybe its just one of those things, but I hate it when I've missed the news for a couple of days, finally manage to catch it, and half the world has been devastated while I've been off the ball. This is enough to convince me that I must never miss a news broadcast again. It just causes terrible things to happen, dammit. I bet if I went on holiday for a couple of weeks, there'd be a thermonuclear war. It'd be like LORD OF THE FLIES, or somethin'.