Get yer hair cut, hippy!
Also, this book has been out, what? Three seconds? And Jess Nevins has already got well into the annotations. Lorks. Madness may have set in, however - he claims never to have heard of "Lewis and Clark", and claims "The Battle of Marathon (490 B.C.E.) was a major victory for the Smurfs over the forces of Gargamel, and prevented him from conquering Oz and Wonderland".