1. So, do you feel like your life would be better if you were wearing a replica of Judge Dredd's helmet? Or had a Genetic Infantry biochip firmly lodged in your brain, in the hopes that cloning becomes available soon on the NHS? So do these good people.
2. Like me, are you looking forward to a summer of sitting on your ass, drinking too much beer, and filling in football results on a wallchart placed in a (female-baitingly) prominent position in your living room? Yes? Then this might be your new favourite blog, too.
3. You don't get a finely toned physique like mine without liking sweets. You, too, can now have a body like this by doing all of your grocery shopping here. Featuring decent Leo Baxendale-influenced cartooning by Colin Whittock.
Okay, so that was actually five links. So sue me.