Is there anything funnier than turning on the news and seeing what used to be my local branch of the Northern Bank burned to the ground? I lived in Cloughfern for two years, and all the landmarks from those two years: the bank, the Chinese chippy, the Xtravision, all torched. Now that truly is pissing on your own chips.
"Will what do yu fancy doin' tinight, Wayne?"
"Will I wus goin' a go to the drink link, git a tenner owt, git a sweet'n'sour an' rent the new Vin Diesel"
"Will ye can't, cus ye bornt thim all out las' night".
Friggin' sammies.