So here I am posting from my hotel room in Cannes, looking forward to attending the STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH premiere in a couple of hours, and Wow!, thanks to everyone for the amazing response to Friday's blog entry, I'm really touched.
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See what I did there? That's just a hint at the fantastic imaginative power I'm putting at your disposal!
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